I’m only going to ask you once, please don’t pee on the chickens.
Q: Can I pee on Tessa?
A: No.
Q: Can I pee off of the deck?
A: No.
Q: Can I pee on the slide?
A: No.
Q: Most superheros are regular people with alter egos. Batman is Bruce Wayne, Ironman is Tony Stark. Who is Spiderman?
A: Emmett!
Hold still! I have to pick your nose.
I don’t need a bath. I already took one a long time ago.
…and that’s the story of the Princess and the Pea.
–Daddy, why did the Princess pee under her bed?
Q: We are going to bring home a new baby. Are you excited to have a new baby to play with?
A: Riley is not a baby. Riley is a big boy. Tessa is a baby.
Q: And do you like babies?
A: No.
(sung) Hakuna Matata, it’s such a wonderful phrase. It means no Murphys for the rest of your days… (no worries)
Mommy, are you taking your mat to yogurt? (yoga)
If you ride the bicycle, you need to be wearing underwear.
Q: Will our new brother be a kitten like Tessa? (We call Tessa kitten because she is cute and cuddly with claws.)
Tessa, if you are going to pee standing up, please take your shoes off too.
Sylvia, you still have a beaver on your forehead? (Sylvia recently stayed home from school due to fever.)
You have blonde hair? I have blonde hair and Riley has blonde hair. Mommy’s hair is grey.
No, thank you, Wall!
–said by Tessa after she accidentally ran face-first into the wall.
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