“Isaac, no!”
–Asher
“But Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. Daddy says so.”
–Tessa, after hearing the planets listed
“He’s my boy!”
–Emmett, about Asher
“Thank you.”
–Asher, when handed a snack
“I’d like to go inside that church to see if I feel any closer to God.”
–Tessa, while passing a church, after learning in school that churches are where people go to feel close to God
“Mommy, I like this hotel-house.”
–Emmett, at the Portland hotel we stayed at for Tessa’s birthday
“Look, Daddy! I’m shaping myself!”
–Tessa, while picking up a kettlebell
“Did you have an older daughter that you got rid of because she made bad decisions?”
–Tessa, who also said “oh, good” when Mom told her no
“You have a lot of children.”
–The cleaning lady, responding to Mom saying she felt tired
“Your choices upset me, Mommy. I am very upset.”
–Tessa
“Mommy, Baby is making bad decisions. I think its time he goes to his room.”
–Riley
“Look, Mommy! I’m awesome!”
–Emmett, pointing to the character Emmet on his Lego Movie t-shirt (the song for which is titled Everything is Awesome)
“I’m making good choices. I get iPad time. And candy. And Legos.”
–Emmett, overestimating his privileges earned
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